Item: McKnuckledusters; deliver 4 Bludgeon damage plus 70 mg of cholesterol and 1000 mg of sodium directly into the bloodstream of the target with every successful hit
If you ever think that betting on red or black in roulette are good odds, just think about your track record of plugging in USBs.
If being a “moody teenager” wasn’t so stereotyped then teenagers might feel more comfortable talking about mental health.
Have you ever wondered how many fictional characters you’ve absorbed into your personality
me @ my friends with mental health issues: i love you so much!!! i’m here if you ever need anything and i support you and believe in you 💖💖💖💖
me @ myself: *hitting myself with a stick* WHY CANT YOU FUNCTION LIKE A NORMAL FUCKING HUMAN BEING!!!! IM SICK OF YOUR SHIT!!! GET OUT OF BED!!! BE HAPPY!!!!! THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH UR STUPID ASS FFS

